It’s funny because I’m 20 years old and my dad is still trying to dictate what I do.
Hey dad
Fuck off
:)
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Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
Grand Theft Auto Franchise: you murder innocent people and steal the cars that they’ve worked years to get. do they have families? loved ones? you don’t care. you brutally run them over and gun them down as if they were ants
s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: you walk around and hang out with ukranians who hate you. the ukranians and the animals in the ukraine try to kill you as you sit around campfires and eat sausage. your guns don’t do anything and the ground you walk on kills you.
Crash Bandicoot: a spinning wombat breaks boxes and steps on things
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Chat reblogged from I've got nothing left inside of my chest. with 43,985 notes
- me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
- parents: but sweetheart you're white
- tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
- via laugh-addict
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Song of the 17th Day of March: Break the Ice by Britney Spears.
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